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If I fail this one, I'm fu***d

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Miss Understood

Oct 09, 2007 02:00

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here I am, again whit my school ASSignments. This year, the teacher is a stupid cunt who doesn't know what a good lay is. In fact, we all agree that she doesn't even know what a lay is at all. Then she spends her life fucking the students' life with her unhappiness and frustration. One of her ways is assigning us these stupid writings about shit nobody wants to write a about. So shitty subjects that you spend hours in fron of the empty Word file and nothing rational comes to your mind, nothing you feel pleased to write about.
Then, I had to write like a stupid formal letter to some stupid club manager who wants to change some stuff. Thank god I was given the things to propose, otherwise I would have hated this crap even more.

Well, i'm so pissed after spendig like 4 hours with this piece of shit that i can't even check if the spelling is right, or the commas or whatthefuckever. So I'd really appreciate it if you take a look at it and correct it or suggest something better. If you are too busy... nothing, just ignore it and be happy =)

Here it goes:

Dear General manager
As a long-standing member of the club, I really appreciate the oportunity to share in the decision-making of it. Throughout all these years, I have spent wonderfull times at the club, either enjoying the facilities like the pool or the sauna, or just strolling through the park, so, for me, more than just a club it is like my second home. I have been discussing the subject with other members and we certainly agree with you about the need of some improvement and, of course, we will be pleased to share our point of view.
On the first place, you suggested the building of a second sauna in the area next to the pool. It may be a good idea but we all agreed that there are some other more urgent needs. We thought the area should be used to extend the changing and shower facilities instead, since they are to small now.
We found the purchase of aditional equipment for the Gym unnecesary. What we recommend is to hire qualified therapists for the Treatment Room since there are not enough on offer nowadays.
Regarding the snak bar, instead of installing a bigger TV, we find crucial to improve the cooking facilities. Due to the bigger amount of customers, definitely more than one microwave is required.
On behalf of the members of the club I would like to thank you for worrying about our well-being and for your support. We very much hope our suggestions are of help and you consider them.
We look forward to hearing from you and your fucking improvements. Beware of unhappy members who may kick your fat ass untill you die and then throw you into the swimming pool whith this stupid letter in your pocket

Miss Understood
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Well, that closing made me feel just a lil' bit less silly. Not that much, but just a bit.

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